Needless ep 2 – The Eve Testament… and damn, too much Yamada…

I keep trying to forget that...

I keep trying to forget that...

After the Friday post burnout, here’s ME, back with Needless episode 2.  Of course, WP being lame wants to make my life harder by having captions break for retarded reasons…  Anyway, I know I should have reviewed this one a bit sooner but I wasn’t in the mood yesterday, after having covered 2 series on Friday on time.

Second episode is Eve heaven, so all you drooling perverts should be happyThe bad thing is half of it is battle and unless something incredible happens in the battle (or I was maybe reviewing Hajime no Ippo), saying “Eve threw a left, then a right, then spread her legs *drool* ”  will eventually get kinda boring, unless Eve keeps spreading her legs and all that, but even then, people will just scroll down to the interesting part, you know, spreading.

I suppose I should start now.

A typical day in Yamada's life

A typical day in Yamada's life

So Yamada is living with his stepmother and sister and he gets abused and forced to work all day in the mansion… Ok, that’s another fairytale…  At least Blade found a use for Yamada so he’s doesn’t take up display area for no reason.

Eve in her mechanical horror monster transformation

Eve in her mechanical horror monster transformation

Eve gallery will follow afterwards so I’m just doing the basics here.  So Yamada, being so useless, can’t find Dero Doro, which forces Eve to drag him out and search together.  They finally find some and prepare to go home when Eve spots Testaments going around the area.

Go DIE, Yamada!

Go DIE, Yamada!

I’ll fix my Yamada Voodoo doll later.  So they end up hiding in an abandoned(?) building, only to be caught off guard by some crappy kid with a cape, who’s one of Simeon’s highest ranking Needless (supposedly).  Yamada pissed his pants cause he’s a wimp but meh.  So this kid’s mission is supposedly killing Blade, but, seeing as they don’t tell him where he is AND Eve being so awesome makes him go after Eve for now.

Lucky shota gets to fight Eve

Lucky shota gets to fight Eve

I suppose he did ONE thing nicely.  Attacking with all sorts of sharp objects and pushing Eve back allowed as to get screenies like these.

@_@

@_@

K.O. /dies

K.O. /dies

Yamada can’t afford to lose in the fanservice department, so, when forced to think of something to do (because Eve got kinda nicely owned), he just throws the drink to Eve, but the shota throws a knife and breaks the can, at which point we get this.

Good job, Yamada! (@_@)b

Good job, Yamada! (@_@)b

Of course that… eh… sticky liquid substance is all a girl needs to get recharged *nodnod.  Not only that, but useless Yamada actually found the trick to the other shota’s power.  Needless only have one power per person and the shota was supposedly levitating, materializing objects, create barriers and destroy the ground.  HOWEVER, the warm, sticky liquid (DeroDoro drink, makes me wonder if any hentai will use it as a pun :p ) saves the day!  It fell on an area of the floor that had supposedly vanished, only to spill on the “emptiness”.  So Eve recharged and made the shota pay.

Strike one : Crushing an opponent's morale

Strike one : Crushing an opponent's morale

Strike Two : Showing off your awesome power

Strike Two : Showing off your awesome power

It's OVER 9000!!!

No! It's OVER 9000!!!

Yeah, Eve’s power supposedly consumes calories, and she ran out a bit but this super calorie energy drink made up for it.  I DO wonder who’s insane enough to drink something like this besides Eve.

Strike Three : A cliche victor's final words (when you invoke something that awesome, the opponent dies in the next few seconds)

Strike Three : A victor's cliche final words (when you invoke something that awesome, the opponent dies in the next few seconds)

And so dies the shota.  A bit of an explanation of the battle and various other things.  Tanokane (or Tanaka, depends on which strange subs you have) apparently had the ability to make things vanish.  He made sure the floor beneath him and the wall in front of him were transparent so it seemed like he was floating and that he had a barrier in place.  The knives and various other small items that appeared out of thin air were already on him, he just made them visible again.  Tana-something went on mumbling about how there are Needless and then there are NEEDLESS.  According to his theory, God created humans and let the evolve upwards.  Needless are the next on the evolution chain closer to God and the shota and his Simeon colleagues are supposedly just one step from becoming gods, like more evolved Needless, the Missing Link as he called it.  Well, getting your ass handed to you hardly makes you a God, then again Eve’s so divine she could easily be the new era God :p

After the battle Eve points out that while most of the things Tana-something used were small enough, one very large spiked iron ball that almost fell on Eve must mean that there was someone else helping him.  They ran away from the building, without knowing they’re being watched.

I suppose he wants to die next...

I suppose he wants to die next...

That’s the whole episode basically.  Now drool on the numerous other Eve screenshots from all over the episode.  Of course, they need no comments.  It’s Eve and she’s too hot.

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[RageSubs]NEEDLESS 02 1280x720[D3FF8403][(017228)12-25-29] [RageSubs]NEEDLESS 02 1280x720[D3FF8403][(029598)12-37-54] [RageSubs]NEEDLESS 02 1280x720[D3FF8403][(029725)12-38-00]
[RageSubs]NEEDLESS 02 1280x720[D3FF8403][(030021)12-38-53] [RageSubs]NEEDLESS 02 1280x720[D3FF8403][(030964)12-39-58] [RageSubs]NEEDLESS 02 1280x720[D3FF8403][(031090)12-40-03]

*drooooooool*

Nice rack *nodnod.  Nice maid *nodnod

Nice rack *nodnod. Nice maid *nodnod

We got more girls coming in next episode.  That’s rather nice considering we get this hot girl in front coupled with a moe maid.  Needless is just getting better and better.  Anyway, that’s all for now.

Moe Moe Eve

Moe Moe Eve

PS Spotted a total duplicate in the Eve gallery. Changed with a slighty different Eve in compromising position image (mouth is visible)

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2 responses to “Needless ep 2 – The Eve Testament… and damn, too much Yamada…

  1. animeookami12 July 21, 2011 at 11:20 pm

    wat does tanokane even mean???

    • npal July 23, 2011 at 1:06 pm

      Nothing that I know of, she called him Tanaka, some subs had it as Tanokane, I ended up using these subs cause the other mistranslated lines were funnier, but that meant Tanokane stayed xP Eve always messes up the names anyway xP